Darth Vader T-Shirt

Every year we would get trick-or-treaters who were just too damn lazy to get dressed up. Mostly teenagers just trawling for free candy (who wouldn't?) but you think they would put a little effort into it. We even keep a few masks or some of those wobbly spring things you can stick on your head so their treat is they get something for a costume.

We would always ask the kids, especially if they were not in costume, what they were supposed to be. Best response ever was not this one kid, but his friend. First kid's response: "Oh. I'm a rapper." So fine, we made do a little rap to prove it. Second kid, also in civilian clothes, is standing right next to him. "And what are you?" Didn't skip a beat, no pun intended. "I'm his manager." Well played, kid. Have some candy.

Anyway, all of that to say that the terminally lazy should instead take TCritic's advice and snag costume t-shirts, among them this Darth Vader shirt. If you need help getting into character, you can always use this.