Jaeger LeCoultre AMVOX2 for the Aston Martin DBS Coupe

So let's get this straight: per Engadget, the Aston Martin DBS coupe costs around $330,000. The Jaegar LeCoultre AMVOX2 chronograph (which is how you can tell when a watch is overpriced–it's called a chronograph) allows you start your expensive car without a key. All for the low, low additional price of around $34,000. That's a watch that costs about 10% of the total car price.

For that much money, the car and watch together should drive the car themselves. In fact, they should run all my errands for me so I never have to leave home. Mary, mother of God, in a Lenin-driven sidecar. That is way too much money.

In fact, anyone with that much money–sponsor a webmaster. You'll get much more entertainment value for your buck. Promise.