O Black Christmas Tree

Now here's a tree I can get behind. Literally. I would blend in, seeing as how it's seven and a half foot tall and I'm under six feet and would be wearing all black. If anyone asks that pale face, the only part of me you could see perhaps through some of the branches, is a demented ornament.

And no, I wouldn't want black lights in it, to answer the obvious question. Looks fine the way it is. And for $300 it better be damn sharp.

Found via cribcandy.