OSIM uSpace Massage Chair

I'm going to admit something to you: massage chairs scare the hell out of me. I think that's because I got in one this one time and it went to work on me–and I literally felt like the thing was trying to knead my spine right out of my back. It was excruciating. Granted, when it finished having its evil way with me, I felt like every kink in my spine had been resolved, but still–the process of getting there was a bit…much.

And this thing we've got here is approaching Skynet-level scariness: it senses your own personal acupressure points, heats up the seat, syncs up your massage with any music that you pipe into it, and apparently there's some sort of cocoon thing (that white pod part on the back there) that can throw mood lighting at you too. Jesus, didn't I see this thing at the end of Derren Brown's The Heist TV special? WTF?

Anyway, if you've got $5000 to burn, you can find it here.

Found via The Green Head.