Way of the Warrior T-Shirt from J!nx

Okay, I was just saying last night about how hesitant I am to wear clothing that has foreign words and phrases on it–especially those expressed in ideograms. I'm paranoid, so I figure somebody's screwing with my head and what I think says "Strong in the Fu" actually reads to the fluent, "Stay Away: Spells of Poo."

But that's not what disturbs me about this shirt setup. The black shirt (assuming that it says what it's supposed to, mind) is pretty choice. So why is the ladies' version on light blue? We go from badass to cute? That's not fair, especially since I know a lot of ladies who could probably hand you your ass. And by that I mean not in the pleasant way, capiche?