HTTPajama Top: 304 Not Modified

If you're a webmaster, then this top is right up your alley. As the folks at ThinkGeek explain:

Like "200 OK", "304 Not Modified" is one of those HTTP status codes that you never see. Or, well, hardly ever, if everything's functioning as it should. You'll see it in the logs, and that's about it.

So if you're all-natural (or your girlfriend is–and if your girlfriend will wear this and she's not a coder, you have got a keeper, brother), then you can snag it here.